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Russell Baker

"Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."

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"Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."

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"To business that we love we rise betime And go to it with delight."

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"If you don't leave your job, your job will leave you someday."

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"Bolts work on nuts; pens work on paper. But you must work on yourself. Go, get working!"

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"You are thought here to the most senseless and fit man for the job."

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"With most British actors, it's amazing. I think they start with the character on the outside and work in."

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"Employment should not be your permanent assignment."

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"Employment will fail you someday."

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"What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose."

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