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"It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple."
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"To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something."
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"Very interesting for an old duffer like me to try his hand at something new. If I don't do that once in a while, I might just turn into a fossil, you know!"
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"To be seventy years young is sometimes for more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old."

"That Mississippi sound, that Delta sound is in them old records. You can hear it all the way through."
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"If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after."

"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."

"Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get."

"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."
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