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"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
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"Your gaze fixated on him, my imagination deducing your conclusion. The agony sets in, this pain is unsurpassable with despair adjoining. But I can feel my heart knocking against my chest. So I'll attempt to push ahead for my behalf."
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Personal Development
"All violent feelings have the same effect. They produce in us a falseness in all our impressions of external things, which I would generally characterize as the pathetic fallacy."
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Personal Development
"Bitterness is a broken spirit."
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Personal Development
"The feelings of guilt takes away self-confidence, reduces self-esteem welcomes fear, confusion, disappointment, depression etc."
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Personal Development
"The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest."
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Personal Development
"I believe in unconditional love... I believe in dangerous unselfishness... I believe in daring to achieve... I believe in making mistakes... I believe in helping others... I believe in moving on... I believe in passionate romance... I believe in living the fullness of this human experience... I believe in ME..."
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Personal Development
"Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler."
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Personal Development
"In diving to the bottom of pleasure we bring up more gravel than pearls."
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Personal Development
"The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out."
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"A flow of words is a sure sign of duplicity."
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"The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread."
Government
"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones."
Emotional
"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
Emotional
"Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of."
People
"Elephants and grandchildren never forget."
Wisdom
"Nothing in fine print is ever good news."
News
"I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?"
Government
"Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt."
Sports
"The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough."
Career
"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
Dogs
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