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"He shrugged. - They're just people - he said. - They're just doing what people do. Sir.Lord Vetinari gave him a friendly smile.- Of course, of course - he said. - You have to believe that, I appreciate. Otherwise you'd go quite mad. Otherwise you'd think you're standing on a feather-thin bridge over the vaults of Hell. Otherwise existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death. I quite understand."
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"Sometimes I wonder if the human race isn't collectively as mad as a sack of door knobs."
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"She had spears of straw and grass in her hair, not like Ophelia gone mad through contact with Hamlet's madness, but because she had slept in some stable loft."
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"If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up."
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"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
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"Madness breeds madness."
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"I paid, got up, walkedto the door, openedit.I heard the mansay, "that guy'snuts."out on the street Iwalked northfeelingcuriouslyhonored."
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"I think we all have madness in us, it's just that I've realized mine and found a way to let it out."
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"We derive our vitality from our store of madness."
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"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
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"Love is merely a madness; and, I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip as madmen do; and the reason why they are not so punish'd and cured is that the lunacy is soordinary that the whippers are in love too."
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"Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent."
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"Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds."
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"WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?"
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"He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind him and shouting at him."
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"The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football."
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"The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it."
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"Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It's a feeling inside that can hardly be contained."
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"It is a mystery,' said Detritus.Vimes grinned mirthlessly. It was a mystery. And he didn't like mysteries. Mysteries had a way of getting bigger if you didn't solve them quickly. Mysteries pupped."
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"Silverfish looked down."Oh. Are you a dwarf?"Cuddy gave him a blank stare."Are you a giant?" He said."Me? Of course not!"Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes."
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"In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded."
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