top of page
Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields

"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."

Man,
Standard 
 Customized
"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."

Exlpore more Man quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step."

Man,
Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Following the war in Europe a large increase of European immigration to the United States is to be expected, of which the largest part is and always has been made up of men skilled in farming."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Most of the people who get sent to die in wars are young men who've got a lot of energy and would probably rather, in a better world, be putting that energy into copulation rather than going over there and blowing some other young man's guts out."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Since the generality of persons act from impulse, much more than from principle, men are neither so good nor so bad as we are apt to think them."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The strong man is strongest when alone."

Man,
Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him."

Man,
Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"He who hates vice hates men."

Explore more quotes by W. C. Fields

Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields
"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."
Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields
"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again."
Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields
"Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one."
Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields
"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against."
Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields
"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."
Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields
"The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart."
Quote_1.png
W. C. Fields
"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
bottom of page