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"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."
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"Following the war in Europe a large increase of European immigration to the United States is to be expected, of which the largest part is and always has been made up of men skilled in farming."

"Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race."
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"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."


"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
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