"The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves."

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"In order that all men may be taught to speak the truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

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"Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution."

George Eliot, British Author

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"A little skill in antiquity inclines a man to Popery."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

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"In the course of history, men come to see that iron necessity is neither iron nor necessary."

Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"A man in passion rides a horse that runs away with him."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

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"The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble."

Henry Miller, American Author

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"The vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised by man for breaking down injustice and destroying the terrible walls which imprison men because they are different from other men."

Lyndon B. Johnson, American President

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"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anything."

Samuel Butler, British Poet

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"Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty, bodily or mental."

Samuel Butler, British Poet

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"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."

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"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."

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"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."

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"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against."

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"In order that all men may be taught to speak the truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it."

"Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution."

"A little skill in antiquity inclines a man to Popery."

"In the course of history, men come to see that iron necessity is neither iron nor necessary."

"A man in passion rides a horse that runs away with him."

"The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble."

"The vote is the most powerful instrument ever devised by man for breaking down injustice and destroying the terrible walls which imprison men because they are different from other men."

"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."

"The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anything."

"Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty, bodily or mental."

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"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive."

"Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned."

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."

"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."

"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."

"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."

"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against."

"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."