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Alexander Pope

"He that would pun would pick a pocket."

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"He that would pun would pick a pocket."

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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."

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"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."

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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"

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"All are but parts of one stupendous whole, Whose body Nature is, and God the soul."
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