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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."

"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."

"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."

"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"The vanity of human life is like a river constantly passing away and yet constantly coming on."

"What then remains, but well our power to use,And keep good humour still whate'er we lose?And trust me, dear, good humour can prevail,When airs, and flights, and screams, and scolding fail.Beauties in vain their pretty eyes may roll;Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul."

"Happy the man whose wish and care a few paternal acres bound, content to breathe his native air in his own ground."

"Music resembles poetry, in eachAre nameless graces which no methods teach,And which a master hand alone can reach."

"Many men have been capable of doing a wise thing, more a cunning thing, but very few a generous thing."

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed was the ninth beatitude."
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