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Bill Maher

"If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream."

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"If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream."

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"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist."

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"A good general rule is to state that the bouquet is better than the taste, and vice versa."

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"If it doesn't taste good it doesn't go on the menu."

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"Strikes always leave a bad taste with everyone."

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"Taste is a result of a thousand distastes."

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"In my estimation, the only thing that is more to be guarded against than bad taste is good taste."

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"My hands look terrible but I can do anything I want to do, so, you know, I just think I'm playing all around with more good taste and not dashing up and down the piano."

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"I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things."

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"Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste."

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"After September 11th, I never much liked the trend of everyone and his brother wearing the hats and jackets of the NYPD and FDNY. Only the people who do the job should get to wear the hat. Would you wear someone else's Medal of Honor? Yes, it's a tribute, and sincere tribute is always appropriate for these brave people. But wearing their symbols is also rubbing off a piece of heroism that isn't yours."
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