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"If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream."
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"I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around."
"Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste."
"Everyone carries his own inch rule of taste, and amuses himself by applying it, triumphantly, wherever he travels."
"I don't know how to do the other, so I won't even consider television until the audience's taste changes."
"I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired."
"My own personal taste in films as a member of the audience was not completely in line with films I was doing."
"Chocolate's okay, but I prefer a really intense fruit taste. You know when a peach is absolutely perfect... it's sublime. I'd like to capture that and then use it in a dessert."
"Taste, which enables us to distinguish all that has a flavor from that which is insipid."
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"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."
"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."
"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"
"New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American cheese. I'm not even sure American cheese is cheese. I think it's aged Jell-O. And it doesn't need to be individually wrapped in plastic, either. You're thinking of condoms."
"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
"If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod."
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