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Bill Maher

"If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream."

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"If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream."

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"I think one of the most boring things is a person's taste."

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"My own personal taste in films as a member of the audience was not completely in line with films I was doing."

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"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist."

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"A good general rule is to state that the bouquet is better than the taste, and vice versa."

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"Everyone carries his own inch rule of taste, and amuses himself by applying it, triumphantly, wherever he travels."

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"In my estimation, the only thing that is more to be guarded against than bad taste is good taste."

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"Strikes always leave a bad taste with everyone."

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