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Dorothy Parker

"Poisons pain you Rivers are damp Acid stains you And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful Nooses give Gas smells awful You might as well live."

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"Poisons pain you Rivers are damp Acid stains you And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful Nooses give Gas smells awful You might as well live."

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Amber Hurdle

"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"And there wasn't anything he wanted to do that he couldn't make time for. What did he have to mope about, really? What more did he want? Love, he could hear Eve saying. Purpose. Love. Purpose. Those are the things that you can't plan for. Those are the things that just happen. And what if they don't happen? Do you spend your whole life pining for them? Waiting to be happy?"

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Amber Hurdle

"Eleanor had never thought about killing herself " ever " but she thought a lot about stopping."

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"An artist is he for whom the goal and center of life is to form his mind."

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Amber Hurdle

"Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting."

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Amber Hurdle

"The question isn't who will be with me in life, rather how will I create the ending I am proud of?"

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Amber Hurdle

"If you have never met a woman that would never give up, then you have never met a woman that has seen miracles."

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Amber Hurdle

"People who truly live their lives don't have time to complain or judge others. They're too busy enjoying life and love and everything in between!"

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"Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum."

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"You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down."

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"Ur be the things I am wiser to know:Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.Four be the things I'd been better without:Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.Three be the things I shall never attain:Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.Three be the things I shall have till I die:Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye."
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"But I give you my word, in the entire book there is nothing that cannot be said aloud in mixed company. And there is, also, nothing that makes you a bit the wiser. I wonder--oh, what will you think of me--if those two statements do not verge upon the synonymous."
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"Then she told herself to stop her nonsense. If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them, more easily each time, so easily, soon, that you did not even realize you had gone out searching."
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"If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised."
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"They sicken of calm who know the storm."
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"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life."
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"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
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"And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word."
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