"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."

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"They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed."

"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."

"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."

"I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it."

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"If you ask a hundred people, they all give you different answers."

"You can be around 100 people and be completely alone. People don't realize what it's really like."

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"Too late, the ordinary German realized that the violence which before had been directed against 'other' people could now equally land on him."

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"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."

"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."

"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."

"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too."