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"God created man, but I could do better."
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"I am having so much fun performing, I feel almost guilty. I think, my God, I hope no one comes and busts me for this."
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"Cause I was such a novice and thank God that Sarah was as seasoned as she was because she was really a great leader in that regard in the sense that she would communicate really well with the crew."
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"I believe in God, because he is the only thing that kept me going. He's my best friend."
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"Whenever a man makes haste, God too hastens with him."
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"You can take care of yourself, and God helps those who help themselves."
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"I said, God, the press and people, they just really hate me and I'm really trying. Geraldine Page said, Listen to this, Tab. If people don't like you, that's their bad taste."
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"Unless you're flat out dead, you have to think of some other questions like: what's on the other side? It brings up issues of God, or no God. How does he play into this? Or he, or she, or it? How does it all play into this?"
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"Assuredly, Loving Souls, you should go to God with all humility and respect, humbling yourselves in His presence, especially when you remember your past ingratitude and sins."
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"The limitless loving devotion to God, and the gift God makes of Himself to you, are the highest elevation of which the heart is capable; it is the highest degree of prayer. The souls that have reached this point are truly the heart of the Church."
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"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God - but to create him."
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"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."
Life
"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
Car
"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
Dream
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
Car
"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
Christian
"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
Food
"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
Nothing
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
Reason
"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
Wisdom
"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."
Life
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