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"God created man, but I could do better."
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"Religions do a useful thing: they narrow God to the limits of man. Philosophy replies by doing a necessary thing: it elevates man to the plane of God."
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"I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul."
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"There's too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will."
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"It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God."
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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."
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"God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause."
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"What I did was take the Jesus of the Gospels, the Son of God, the Son of the Virgin Mary, and sought to make Him utterly believable, a vital breathing character."
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"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way.""
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"Our passionate preoccupation with the sky, the stars, and a God somewhere in outer space is a homing impulse. We are drawn back to where we came from."
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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."
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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."
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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."
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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
God


"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."
Old


"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"
Will


"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
Car


"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."
Car


"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
Car


"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
School
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