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"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."
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"I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her."
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"I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss."
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"They say that a good cook can ignite sparks by the way he kisses. The way I see, just because a guy can turn on the stove doesn't necessarily make him a good cook."
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"To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads."
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"A man's kiss is his signature."
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"You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had."
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"Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past, U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrapping our arms around it and giving it a great big kiss."
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"A friend is always good to have, but a lover's kiss is better than angels raining down on me."
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"I said 'well, I'll kiss her twice, you see? We'll come around, I'll kiss her, and if you put a little more track down for the camera, then I'll put my tongue down her throat and you'll get what you want'. He said 'You think so?'"
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"It doesn't bother me because I can tell everyone to kiss off."
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"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."
Business
"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."
Difference
"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."
Day
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
Wife
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
Marriage
"Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'"
Work
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
Exercise
"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it."
Work
"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."
Kiss
"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you."
Temptation
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