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"If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?"
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""Think simple" as my old master used to say - meaning reduce the whole of its parts into the simplest terms, getting back to first principles."
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"A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think."
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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
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"The first is last, and the last is first."
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"We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date."
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"In Braille you write your flat sign first and then your note."
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"I think Col. North is first a U.S. citizen and he has the same rights as you yourself do, sir."
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"This is certainly not the first case in which a merger approved in one place hasn't gone through in the other. There was a case last year where the merger between two EU companies was approved here and blocked in the U.S."
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"Well, first, I didn't kill Dr. King."
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"If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass."
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"I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be."
Imagination
"My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo."
Pet
"I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless."
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"Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet."
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"I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little."
People
"I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days."
Love
"If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?"
First
"I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far."
Angels
"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter."
June
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."
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