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Terry Pratchett

"If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone's wallets."

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Donna Grant

"A murderer is a killer without a uniform."

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Donna Grant

"Dr Danson made a series of claims about violent assaults on three prisoners by staff at Barlinnie. Three prison officers subsequently appeared in court charged with assaulting inmates."

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Donna Grant

"The riot screws did not stop there, they dragged him down the corridor where ten other nameless screws repeatedly coshed him over the head and face and body. Dingus by now was totally out cold, he had received the equivalent injuries of someone who was involved in a car crash."

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Donna Grant

"Once again, off this skinny prick of a copper went. BANG! SLAP! PUNCH! It was more like a Batman movie! He could hit me all night, but it wouldn't make any difference."

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Donna Grant

"Ever see moors murderer Ian Brady, study his photos, study Black, study Cannon, study Sutcliffe - study them all! Who says evil is not recognisable?"

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Donna Grant

"In a colony constituted like that of New South Wales, the proportion of crime must of course be great."

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Donna Grant

"Little crimes breed big crimes. You smile at little crimes and then big crimes blow your head off."

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Donna Grant

"On general principles it is best that I should not leave the country. Scotland Yard feels lonely without me, and it causes an unhealthy excitement among the criminal classes."

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Donna Grant

"A killer is someone who killed another without their country's permission."

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Donna Grant

"A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them."

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Terry Pratchett
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

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Terry Pratchett
"One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation-lettuce farming, say-would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by installments. Why do you persist in it?Goldeneyes Dactylos shrugged."I'm good at it, he said."

Purpose

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Terry Pratchett
"It's all about balance, do you see? Balance is the trick. Keep the balance and - " she stopped. "You've ridden on a seesaw? One end goes up, one end goes down. But the bit in the middle, that stays where it is. Upness and downness go right through it. Don't matter how high or low the ends go, it keeps the balance." She sniffed. "Magic is mostly movin' stuff around."

Life

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Terry Pratchett
"Sometimes thinking is like talking to another person, but that person is also you."

Wisdom

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Terry Pratchett
"Questions don't have to make sense, Vincent," said Miss Susan. "But answers do."

Wisdom

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Terry Pratchett
"Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life."

Intelligence

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Terry Pratchett
"A witch relied too much on words ever to go back on them."

Love

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Terry Pratchett
"Tiffany found her mind filling up with an invisible gray mist, and in that thought there was nothing but grief. She could feel herself trying to push back time, but even the best witchcraft could not do that."

Loss

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Terry Pratchett
"The Fool held his breath. On long nights on the hard flagstones he had dreamed of women like her. Although, if he really thought about it, not much like her; they were better endowed around the chest, their noses weren't so red and pointed, and their hair tended to flow more. But the Fool's libido was bright enough to tell the difference between the impossible and the conceivably attainable, and hurriedly cut in some filter circuits."

Humor

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Terry Pratchett
"But but you can't treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you? I mean, you can't say yes please, I'll have some of the Celestial Paradise and a helping of the Divine Plan but go easy on the kneeling and none of the Prohibition of Images, they give me wind. Its table d hA te or nothing, otherwise well, it would be silly."

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