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"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way."
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"At this very moment I'm behind on a compilation that Slave Labor is doing for Free Comic Book Day."
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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"In designing hardware to be used every day, it was important to keep both the human aspects and the machine in mind. What looks good also often feels good."
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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"We're trying to have the band create something beautiful that hopefully one day, 20 years from now, can be picked up by a kid and hopefully have the same effect that Neil Young had on me, or Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"I am amazed; until the day I die I shall wonder how Whittaker Chambers got into my house to use my typewriter."
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"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
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Explore more quotes by Roseanne Barr
"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
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"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Time
"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."
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"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
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"I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job."
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"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
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"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
War
"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
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"I was completely nuts for most of my life."
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"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."
Life
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