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"What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do."
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"Each "way of thinking" has its own shape and color, which wax and wane like the moon."
"How can the thoughts be stopped? Tell the thoughts, 'You take care of your own issues; I am not on your side.' That way you will sit on God's side."
"Of course, in our train of thought, we would all like to think we're on the right track, or at least the same railroad company as the right track."
"The moment comes when a character does or says something you hadn't thought about. At that moment he's alive and you leave it to him."
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"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."
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"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
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