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"What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do."
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"Action is no less necessary than thought to the instinctive tendencies of the human frame."

"Before making a snap judgment, ask yourself if it really is something that has hurt you or simply just made you angry at yourself for allowing it to happen. It's amazing what 'sleeping on it' can do. A new day sees a new beginning."

"There's nothing I've done which I'm ashamed of or I thought was actually bad."

"Who I am? Am I thinking?"
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"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."

"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."

"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."

"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."

"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."

"People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school."

"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
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