"Gordie, the white boy genius, gave me this book by a Russian dude named Tolstoy, who wrote, 'Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.' Well, I hate to argue with a Russian genius, but Tolstoy didn't know Indians, and he didn't know that all Indian families are unhappy for the same exact reasons: the frikkin' booze."

Family, Alcohol, Culture, Humor

10

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"Gordie, the white boy genius, gave me this book by a Russian dude named Tolstoy, who wrote, 'Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.' Well, I hate to argue with a Russian genius, but Tolstoy didn't know Indians, and he didn't know that all Indian families are unhappy for the same exact reasons: the frikkin' booze."

Exlpore more Family quotes

"Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

Family, Father, Speak, Hear, Trust

"Children are angels."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

Family, Children, Angels, Blessing, Divine

"We come into the world through a man and a woman. But life blessings us with many fathers and mothers."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

Family, World, Man, Woman, Blessings

"A new baby is a bundle of hope, a smiling imagination, and a dancing dreams."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Family, Baby, Hope, Dreams

"The real beauty of a house is always the happiness inside that house!"

Mehmet Murat ildan, Turkish Philosopher

Family, Happiness, Home, Wisdom, Truth

"A philanderer cannot be a parent - a parent cannot be a philanderer."

Abhijit Naskar, Indian Author

Family, Truth, Power, Life, Regret

"We grow up opposing our parents only to become like them enough to oppose our children who behave as we once did-a reminder of how dreadful we were toward those now vindicated grandparents. And you thought God had no sense of humor."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Family, Truth, Life, Wisdom, Power

"A healthy world is made of healthy nations. A healthy nation is made of healthy families. And a healthy family can only be raised on the foundation of a monogamous relationship."

Abhijit Naskar, Indian Author

Family, Truth, Power, Wisdom, Today

"Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

Family, Truth, Wisdom, Power

"Children are holy angels."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

Family, Children, Holy, Angels, Blessings

Explore more quotes by Sherman Alexie

"Everyone I have lost in the closing of a doorthe click of the lockis not forgotten, theydo not die but remainwithin the soft edgesof the earth, the ashof house fires and cancerin sin and forgivenesshuddled under old blanketsdreaming their way intomy hands, my heartclosing tight like fists."

Grief

"But my grandmother wanted us to forgive her murderer."

Forgiveness

"If I wasn't writing poems I'd be washing my hands all the time."

Time

"What if someone picks on me?" I askedThen I'll pick on them".What if someone picks my nose?" I asked.The I'll pick your nose, too" Rowdy said."

Friendship

"How much do we remember of what hurts us most? I've been thinking about pain, how each of us constructs our past to justify what we feel now. How each successive pain distorts the preceding."

Pain

"I'm quite aware of my differences. I wouldn't classify them as weird."

Identity

"He was going to punish me now. He couldn't beat me up with his old man fists, but he could hurt me with his old man words."

Abuse

"If one reads enough books one has a fighting chance. Or better, one's chances of survival increase with each book one reads."

Reading

"Gay people were seen as magical, too. I mean, like in many cultures, men were viewed as warriors and women were viewed as caregivers. But gay people, being both male and female, were seen as both warriors and caregivers. Gay people could do anything. They were like Swiss Army knives!"

Diversity

"Teenagers read millions of books every year. They read for entertainment and for education. They read because of school assignments and pop culture fads."

Education