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"If everyone knew exactly what I was going to say, then there would be no point in my saying it, would there?"
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"Talk to strangers politely. You don't how many of them will become your close companions."

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"If you do not tell me, I don't wish to know."

"The new contract between writers and readers is one I'm prepared to sign up to. I've met some fascinating people at events and online. Down with the isolation of writers I say! And long live Twitter."

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"Be polite in your speeches. Good information rudely communicated will make no positive difference."
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