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"I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
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"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."
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"Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching."
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"But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie."
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"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time."
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"It's funny because it's funny."
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"It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up."
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"This is a Disney animated feature; it's eternal, it's history. What's there to think about'"
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"If there's a Disney animated feature based in Hawaii, I knew I had to be part of it. I'm very proud to be from Hawaii. There was no question the role was mine."
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"That's always at the heart and soul of Disney's features, the feeling of a family values."
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"I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass."
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"I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig."
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"The kids all knew me from Wayne's World. The grown-ups knew me after True Lies."
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"Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon."
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"I'm concentrating on the positive, on all the wonderful things I'm doing now."
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"I can't stand when people say, Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. OK, how about I hate you because you said that'"
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"I act and perform in hopes of getting attention and admiration."
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