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"Television has a real problem. They have no page two."
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"It is ridiculous that somebody picks up the phone and calls somebody they see on television. Why don't they call somebody in their area? Don't they know about that?"
"Simple stories... emerge as lovely films or television pieces."
"I moved to LA and decided to do films and television, mainly because the theater in New York is totally dead."
"I told them I belong to the same organizations and clubs Mrs. Roosevelt belongs to, but with a few brave exceptions, I was still unable to do films or television for the next seven years."
"I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television."
"Most of my peers in television seem to be from a different planet. I don't hang out with any of them."
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"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before."
"So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around."
"A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it."
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