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"People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you."
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"My mother wanted me to be a concert pianist."
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"The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name."
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"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."
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"I loved my mother, she's a good girl."
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"Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequence than to have a really affectionate mother."
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"Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse."
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"My mother couldn't have been happier when I said I was moving to New York."
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"I remember all too well the premiere of Ecstasy when I watched my bare bottom bounce across the screen and my mother and father sat there in shock."
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"I punched my mother out once."
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"You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh."
Attention
"I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh."
People
"That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it."
Mother
"When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top."
Energy
"If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny."
Funny
"I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such."
People
"I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself."
Play
"I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny."
Funny
"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."
Business
"I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching."
People
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