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"If we come from the water, I conclude that we come from different kinds of it. I will meet a person and in his eyes see an ocean, deep and never ending; then I will meet another person and feel as though I have stepped into a shallow puddle on the street, there is nothing in it. Or maybe some of us come from the water, and some of us come from somewhere else; then it's all a matter of finding those who are the same as us."

"Drop comparison and you are free. Don't compare, don't compete, just be yourself."

"Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on."

"What an ugly beast the ape, and how like us."

"The Scarehouse is like Turkey Soap. The Girl House is better as a film!"

"He who hunts deer must not boast to he who hunts buffalo."

"The Canadian spirit is cautious, observant and critical where the American is assertive."

"A scientist is proud of his intelligence, an artist is proud of his imagination."

"Comparison is a disease, one of the greatest diseases."

"Milk for infant as liquor for adult."
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"People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own."

"A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it."

"Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life."

"When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture."
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