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Joseph Heller

"Every writer I know has trouble writing."

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"I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock."

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"My greatest trouble is getting the curtain up and down."

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"Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who'd fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders."

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"I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble."

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"The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock."

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"I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters."

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"I have always had trouble recognizing myself in the features of the intellectual playing his political role according to the screenplay that you are familiar with and whose heritage deserves to be questioned."

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"The trouble with normal is it always gets worse."

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"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done."

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"There are nights when you can feel stale because you've fallen into a pattern by touring too much, but it's easy to get out of it by deliberately getting in trouble and playing yourself into a corner to then see if you can get out of it."

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"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to."
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"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck."
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"Rise above principle and do what's right."
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