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"I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters."
"That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg."
"Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it."
"Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it."
"I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble."
"The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock."
"The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any."
"I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent."
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"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck."
"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."
"Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more."
"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to."
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