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"Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who'd fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders."
"The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties."
"I don't want to write every week, it's too much trouble, and I shall only write when I want something. If you think I'm sick when I don't write, you can send for me to come and tell you."
"You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble."
"The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock."
"We should not clap our hands and mourn, for he is out of trouble. You are still in it."
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"Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about."
"Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry."
"Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more."
"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."
"I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals."
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
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