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Christopher Moore

"She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species."

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Amber Hurdle

"Most parents are not really 'supportive' because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they 'support' their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures - in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours."

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Amber Hurdle

"Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them."

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Amber Hurdle

"The answer to the question 'How many children do you have?' and the one to the question 'How many children are you raising?' are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men's children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children."

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Amber Hurdle

"Motherhood isn't just about making babies, it's about making lives and molding destinies."

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Amber Hurdle

"I think people who have good parents come into the world with a strength, yes, and an advantage."

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Amber Hurdle

"More children suffer from interference than from noninterference."

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Amber Hurdle

"The role of godly parents is to make sure that the hearts and minds of their children are saturated with the Word of God."

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Amber Hurdle

"Being a 'good' parent is more about the parent, and, less about the 'supposedly-could-have-been-bad' child."

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Amber Hurdle

"Overprotective parents can easily set limits for their children, but they heavily misunderstand the boundaries their children can have as they grow older to become adults. If overprotective parents could not compromise to give their grown children personal space, they deserve some form of intervention from a professional who could explain to them of what is or not appropriate to interact and deal with their children."

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Amber Hurdle

"One thing I know for sure about raising children is that every single day a kid needs discipline.... But also every single day a kid needs a break."

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Christopher Moore
"No matter where he went in the City, there was an odoriferous mix of food and vehicles, like the alchemic concoctions of some mad gourmet mechanic: Kung Pao Saab Turbo, Buick Skylark Carbonara, Sweet-and-Sour Metro Bus, Honda Bolognese with Burning Clutch Sauce."

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Christopher Moore
"The Painting is not shit,' said Lucien.'I know,' said Henri. 'That was just part of the subterfuge. I am of royal lineage; subterfuge is one of the many talents we carry in our blood, along with guile and hemophilia."

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Christopher Moore
"And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a hammer. And should there be children from your beastly rutting, I shall have the Russian man cut them to tiny pieces and feed them to Madame Jacob's dog. because, although he may be only a worthless, simpleminded, libertine artist, Lucien is my favorite, and I will not have him hurt. Do you understand?"

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Christopher Moore
"But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age.''I thought you liked redheads.''I do. What's your point?"

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Christopher Moore
"Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island."

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Christopher Moore
"Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate."

Philosophy

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Christopher Moore
"It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus of angels singing the last dirge on the day of God's death."

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Christopher Moore
"Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)' I thinks she's going to break my heart' On arrival of the girl' The flannel is fine honey,but I have'nt seen anyone that over accesorized since batman!"

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Christopher Moore
"My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate."

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Christopher Moore
"Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit."

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