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Joe Rogan

"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."

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"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."

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A.E. Samaan

"Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven."

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A.E. Samaan

"Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night."

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A.E. Samaan

"I think it's a lame excuse for a lot of these rappers to say they only call girls bitches or hos because they act like that. It doesn't make them right."

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A.E. Samaan

"After the magical act accomplished by Joyce with Ulysses, perhaps we are getting away from it."

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A.E. Samaan

"It's in the act of having to do things that you don't want to that you learn something about moving past the self. Past the ego."

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A.E. Samaan

"Civil libertarians have raised concerns that some of the Patriot Act's provisions infringe on Constitutional rights. Those concerns are not supported by the facts."

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A.E. Samaan

"It's not that the creative act and the critical act are simultaneous. It's more like you blurt something out and then analyze it."

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A.E. Samaan

"Whatever you vividly imagine, ardently desire, sincerely believe, and enthusiastically act upon... must inevitably come to pass!"

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A.E. Samaan

"The important thing is that when you come to understand something you act on it, no matter how small that act is. Eventually it will take you where you need to go."

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A.E. Samaan

"Books choose their authors; the act of creation is not entirely a rational and conscious one."

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Joe Rogan
"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."

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Joe Rogan
"The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."

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Joe Rogan
"If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?"

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Joe Rogan
"Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much."

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Joe Rogan
"If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time."

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Joe Rogan
"The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time."

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Joe Rogan
"I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig."

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Joe Rogan
"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."

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Joe Rogan
"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."

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Joe Rogan
"I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with."

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