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Joe Rogan

"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."

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"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."

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"I will act as if what I do makes a difference."

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"When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?"

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"There are two distinct classes of what are called thoughts: those that we produce in ourselves by reflection and the act of thinking and those that bolt into the mind of their own accord."

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"The foolish are like ripples on water, For whatsoever they do is quickly effaced; But the righteous are like carvings upon stone, For their smallest act is durable."

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"It is only in the act of nursing that a woman realizes her motherhood in visible and tangible fashion; it is a joy of every moment."

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"Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven."

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"So the bodhisattva saves all beings, not by preaching sermons to them, but by showing them that they are delivered, they are liberated, by the act of not being able to stop changing."

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"It is a tremendous act of violence to begin anything. I am not able to begin. I simply skip what should be the beginning."

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"Custom has made dancing sometimes necessary for a young man; therefore mind it while you learn it, that you may learn to do it well, and not be ridiculous, though in a ridiculous act."

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"We must act swiftly in order to halt the rate of decay our planet faces."

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"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
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"Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much."
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"It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in."
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"After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird."
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"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."
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