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"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty."
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"It's very homely, this castle. It doesn't have huge ballrooms. I didn't want a cold, cavernous place."
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"What you want, when you want it. As opposed to everything you could ever want, even when you don't."
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"You want the audience to be uncomfortable."
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"It's hard to say what I want my legacy to be when I'm long gone."
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"I feel that if I said anything about John, I would have to sit here for five days and say it all. Or I don't want to say anything."
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"With yourself, I think you have to decide the kind of person that you really want to be, and for me, it's just a sweet girl."
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"I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks."
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"I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it."
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"If you want to be happy, be."
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"I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go."
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"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty."
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"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."
Day
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
Distrust
"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
Friendship
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
Love
"If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor."
Friendship
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
Man
"We can afford almost any mistake once."
Mistake
"Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on."
Feet
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
Diet
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