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"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."
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"There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years."
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"I have spent a lot of years on the outside looking in."
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"I worked with Lawrence Olivier some years ago. He was a great mentor."
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"I was recruited to teach 9-year-olds. I taught for two years."
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"It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it."
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"I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written."
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"For the last few years, it's been so chic for everybody to be miserable. Like if you're in with the cool crowd, you can't be happy."
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"I was raised in Brooklyn, and I lived there for 59 years."
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"I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor."
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"I've been devoted to Alison Krauss for many, many years."
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"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Dying
"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
Money
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Body
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
Cure
"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
Order
"It's all in the mind, you know."
Mind
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
God
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Marriage
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
Thought
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
Singing
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