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W. C. Fields

"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive."

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"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive."

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"Men would rather be starving and free than fed in bonds."

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"Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing the things they do not want to do."

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"If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?"

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"The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man."

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"It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor."

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"Man is the only creature that strives to surpass himself, and yearns for the impossible."

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"No lying knight or lying priest ever prospered in any age, but especially not in the dark ones. Men prospered then only in following an openly declared purpose, and preaching candidly beloved and trusted creeds."

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"A strong argument for the religion of Christ is this - that offences against Charity are about the only ones which men on their death-beds can be made - not to understand - but to feel - as crime."

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"Man's role is uncertain, undefined, and perhaps unnecessary."

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