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"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive."
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"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
Water
"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
Feet
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
Money
"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."
Experience
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
Fish
"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation."
Time
"I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home."
Home
"It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."
Courtesy
"Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned."
May
"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."
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"Charm, in most men and nearly all women, is a decoration."
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"No men are oftener wrong than those that can least bear to be so."
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"The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything."
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"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them."
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"Literature is strewn with the wreckage of men who have minded beyond reason the opinions of others."
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"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
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"Many men are contemptuous of riches; few can give them away."
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"Genius: the superhuman in man."
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"Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago."
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"Men exist for the sake of one another."
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