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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
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"You never need an argument against the use of violence, you need an argument for it."

"It's not about whether or not someone is a bigot, but whether or not the argument which that someone is arguing is worth being a bigot about."

"You take the words in the sense which is most damaging to the argument."

"What convinces is conviction. Believe in the argument you're advancing. If you don't you're as good as dead. The other person will sense that something isn't there, and no chain of reasoning, no matter how logical or elegant or brilliant, will win your case for you."

"The conservative argument is that the economy is like the weather, that it just operates automatically."

"You can make an argument that Bill O'Reilly is a conservative or a Republican. Bill's kind of unpredictable. Somebody might say that he would have been comfortable in the Democratic Party of Scoop Jackson."
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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."


"The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon."


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"A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated."
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