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W. C. Fields

"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."

W. C. Fields, American Comedian
Life, Rest, Woman
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"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."

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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
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"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."
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"Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
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