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"Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it."

"Just handle the books gently and you'll get along fine."

"Most of what we report from Congress they don't care about unless it affects them directly."

"No doctor takes pleasure in the health even of his friends."

"Picasso once remarked I do not care who it is that has or does influence me as long as it is not myself."
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"They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh."

"I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man."

"I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something."

"Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%."

"Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes."

"With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check."
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