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"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."
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"I believe we are now in a struggle over whether or not we are going to save America."
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"My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children."

"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked."

"Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy."

"People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on."

"I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time."

"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."

"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
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