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"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."
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"Americans are very friendly and very suspicious, that is what Americans are and that is what always upsets the foreigner, who deals with them, they are so friendly how can they be so suspicious they are so suspicious how can they be so friendly but they just are."
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"So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda."
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"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf."
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"All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value."
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"America is the only country capable of producing national movies: its culture has become a global culture."
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"Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them."
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"I was raised Irish Catholic, but I don't consider myself Irish Catholic: I consider myself me, an American."
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"I'm not a Democrat, I'm not a Republican-I'm an American, I'm a human."
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"Americans are so dedicated to their jobs."
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"The standardized American is largely a myth created not least by Americans themselves."
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"You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any."
People
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
Success
"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."
American
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
End
"Gray hair is God's graffiti."
God
"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."
Woman
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet."
Truth
"Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy."
Men
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
Life
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
Funny
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