"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."

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"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."

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"Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour."

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"Less Than Zero and American Psycho were both really different, so I was just like, Okay, he's just really doesn't have anything pleasant to say, you know? But I get it. I get at least why it's difficult and what he's really doing."

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"Let's deal with reality. The reality is that we will be reading Miranda rights to the corpse of Osama bin Laden. He will never appear in an American courtroom."

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"I would sooner play in a good British picture than in the majority of American pictures I have seen."

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"America makes prodigious mistakes, America has colossal faults, but one thing cannot be denied: America is always on the move. She may be going to Hell, of course, but at least she isn't standing still."

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"Major League Baseball is a national institution and we take our responsibilities seriously when it comes to how the game affects the lives of American youth."

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"Rap actually took root in the Negro community, and then in the Hispanic community, long before it impacted on the larger American community as a whole."

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"The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now."

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