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"In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars."
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"For every natural law inherent in creation, there is the creator's precision."
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"Restoring order of my personal universe suddenly seemed imperative, as I refolded my T-shirts, stuffed the toes of my shoes with tissue paper, and arranged all the bills in my secret stash box facing the same way, instead of tossed in sloppy and wild, as if by my evil twin. All week, I kept making lists and crossing things off them, ending each day with a sense of great accomplishment eclipsed only by complete and total exhaustion."
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"I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I."
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"Even freedom needs some rules to keep it from being complete chaos."
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"Things refuse to be mismanaged for long."
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"I thought if I followed the rules, things would turn out all right. that's the thing about the cure, isn't it? It isn't just about deliria at all. It's about order. A path for everyone. You just have to follow it and everything will be okay. That's what the DFA is about. That's what I belevied in-what I've had to believe in. Because otherwise, it's just...chaos."
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"But when the world is, indeed, in chaos, then an affirmation of cosmos becomes essential."
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"I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors."
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"Taxes should be lower, flatter, and simpler, in that order."
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"God has created the world to be run by His principles."
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"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way."
Day
"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'"
Truth
"Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character."
Character
"In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars."
Order
"I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law."
Time
"You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians."
Comedians
"I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart."
Heart
"I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry."
Poetry
"Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a new thing, but it's certainly a current thing, in that it doesn't seem to matter what facts are. It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything."
Perception
"There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell."
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