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"The rockets and the satellites, spaceships that we're creating now, we're pollinating the universe."

"So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done."

"Things aren't much wilder now, I don't think, than they were back then. Of course I just read about all the goings-on now. Ha."
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"Now, I'm getting a little older, got more responsibility, I don't need to be depressed."

"You are not, nor ever will be, better than anyone else besides the person you are now."

"I now attend non-orthodox synagogues, and study little during the secular week."

"Tammy Faye said, I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad."
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"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."

"Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them."
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