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Tom Lehrer

"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"

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Donna Grant

"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."

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Donna Grant

"Do not postpone your problems, solve them now! Because tomorrow you might be weaker than today and there might arise additional problems! Unsheathe your sword now; forget tomorrow, time is now!"

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Donna Grant

"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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Donna Grant

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

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Donna Grant

"It will be a difficult couple of days. It's difficult now and it will be difficult tomorrow."

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Donna Grant

"So now what happens is the cameras follow me around and capture exactly what I've been doing since I was a boy. Only now we have a team of, you know, like 73 of us, and it's gone beyond that."

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Donna Grant

"You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!"

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Donna Grant

"There are enough no smoking places now."

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Donna Grant

"And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done."

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Donna Grant

"Now that I am much older, I have had a number of sax players tell me I was responsible for them playing sax. Some of them I have admired over the years."

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Tom Lehrer
"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."

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Tom Lehrer
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"

Love

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Tom Lehrer
"Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it."

Life

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Tom Lehrer
"Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them."

Work

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Tom Lehrer
"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."

Age

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Tom Lehrer
"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

Blind

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Tom Lehrer
"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."

People

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Tom Lehrer
"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"

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Tom Lehrer
"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

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Tom Lehrer
"When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex."

Food

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