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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
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"Do not postpone your problems, solve them now! Because tomorrow you might be weaker than today and there might arise additional problems! Unsheathe your sword now; forget tomorrow, time is now!"
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"It will be a difficult couple of days. It's difficult now and it will be difficult tomorrow."
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"So now what happens is the cameras follow me around and capture exactly what I've been doing since I was a boy. Only now we have a team of, you know, like 73 of us, and it's gone beyond that."
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"You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!"
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"There are enough no smoking places now."
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"And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done."
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"Now that I am much older, I have had a number of sax players tell me I was responsible for them playing sax. Some of them I have admired over the years."
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"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."
Ability

"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"
Love

"Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it."
Life

"Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them."
Work

"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."
Age

"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
Blind

"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
People

"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"
Now

"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Play

"When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex."
Food
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