top of page
Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell

"The Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Civil War-when I really think about them they all seem about as likely as the parting of the Red Sea."

Standard 
 Customized
"The Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Civil War-when I really think about them they all seem about as likely as the parting of the Red Sea."

Exlpore more War quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Why do we decorate the world with the ugliness of war when nature is so beautiful and kind?"

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"America is the world's top war-master, the most sophisticated killer-culture in history."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"War didn't scare me. I just didn't want to go all the way-hell over there to fight one. I had a reputation after that--I pretended I shot myself by accident, but everyone knew. I never did lose that reputation, but now most everyone is dead, and y'all ain't got any stories from them, so you have to believe mine by default: They were cowards, too. Everyone is."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Somewhere close bye, a man is moaning; he's been trampled or thrown or bitten. He sounds resentful or surprised. Did no one tell him that pain lives in this sand, dug in and watered with our blood?"

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Our modern states are preparing for war without even knowing the future enemy."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"War is mainly a catalogue of blunders."

War,
Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"It's not that success is guaranteed that we go to war. It's because it is the only alternative we have left to avoid annihilation."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The philosophy of protectionism is a philosophy of war."

Explore more quotes by Sarah Vowell

Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell
"While I gave up God a long time ago, I never shook the habit of wanting to believe in something. So I replaced my creed of everlasting life with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell
"We go in to liberate Cuba, but Cuba still isn't free; we don't really think through what we'll do after the initial treaty is signed, but we're still occupying. There's chaos and torture and finally an outcry."
Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell
"I was a big Nancy Drew reader. Nancy figures it out. Case closed."
Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell
"History is full of really good stories. That's the main reason I got into this racket: I want to make the argument that history is interesting."
Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell
"Not that I want the current president killed. I will, for the record and for the FBI agent assigned to read this and make sure I mean no harm, clearly state that while I am obsessed with death, I am against it."
Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell
"Most people don't like to talk about violent historical death."
Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell
"Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, Robert Lincoln bought a nice ski lodge."
Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell
"Part of the success of This American Life, I think, is due to the fact that none of us sound like we should be on the radio. We don't sound professional; we sound like people you would know."
Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell
"I hated the lost colony; in second grade, we were doing American History, and they said, We don't know what happened to them. That drove me nuts. That lost colony drove me crazy."
Quote_1.png
Sarah Vowell
"I seem to have no problem revealing my crush on the man who murdered Lincoln."
bottom of page