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Ogden Nash

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

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"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

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"The Pentagon said that these prisoners were kept in accordance with the Geneva Convention, and of course I was not reassured by that, but I couldn't prove that that was wrong; so we're clearer about that."

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"They taught me different was wrong."

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"'Tis better to suffer wrong than do it."

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"It is not altogether wrong to say that there is no such thing as a bad photograph - only less interesting, less relevant, less mysterious ones."

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"A puritan is a person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things."

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"If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it."

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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"

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"A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer."

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"If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong."

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"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
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"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for."
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"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up."
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