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"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
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"'Tis better to suffer wrong than do it."
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"It is wrong always, everywhere, and for everyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence."
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"It is not altogether wrong to say that there is no such thing as a bad photograph - only less interesting, less relevant, less mysterious ones."
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"I got beat up up in Texas because my bootlaces were the wrong color."
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"I'll rail against what I think is wrong."
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"But I'm the sort of person who, if certain structures topple, it could all go horribly wrong."
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"Don't you always feel bad when they take away one of the spoons? It's like you ordered wrong."
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"To sum up: it is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence."
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"I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'"
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"It's not that I don't see myself as hot and sexy. Don't get me wrong. No, it's not that."
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"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."
Happiness
"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"
Fun
"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."
Work
"Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them."
Fun
"Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive."
Family
"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."
Happiness
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
Age
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
Marriage
"Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?"
Society
"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."
Trouble
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