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"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."
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"Israel cannot afford to stand against the entire world and be denounced as the aggressor."

"Israel has an important principle: It is only Israel that is responsible for our security."

"We do not rejoice in victories. We rejoice when a new kind of cotton is grown and when strawberries bloom in Israel."

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"So I decided the only place I can speak to the world is from outside Israel."

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