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"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."
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"Israel cannot afford to stand against the entire world and be denounced as the aggressor."

"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."

"The main points were: one, the amount of Israel's nuclear weapons, how many Israel had, that no one could predict or know, including the CIA. They were thinking about a number like 10 or 15. But I came out with a number between 150 to 200."

"I think Israel will think one thousands times before invading Gaza."

"So I decided the only place I can speak to the world is from outside Israel."

"Israel has an important principle: It is only Israel that is responsible for our security."

"We do not rejoice in victories. We rejoice when a new kind of cotton is grown and when strawberries bloom in Israel."
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"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."

"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."

"When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate."

"I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it."

"I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired."

"Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along."

"It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did."

"There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity."
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