"Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the bright side of things until the bright side actually comes along."

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"Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the bright side of things until the bright side actually comes along."

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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

Michael Bassey Johnson, Nigerian Philosopher

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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"Laughter is carbonated holiness."

Anne Lamott, American Author

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"Well, I said, "you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city's sewer system. Perhaps you're related? Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn't imagine what."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"Alas poor Yorick! I knew him Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest of most excellent fancy."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"The Fool held his breath. On long nights on the hard flagstones he had dreamed of women like her. Although, if he really thought about it, not much like her; they were better endowed around the chest, their noses weren't so red and pointed, and their hair tended to flow more. But the Fool's libido was bright enough to tell the difference between the impossible and the conceivably attainable, and hurriedly cut in some filter circuits."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Humor, Power, Truth, Wisdom, Today

"D'yer see it? This finger, laddie, could send ye to meet yer Maker!Sgt. Deisenburger stared at the black and purple nail a few inches from his face. As an offensive weapon it rated quite highly, especially if it was ever used in the preparation of food."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit."

Mokokoma Mokhonoana, South African Philosopher

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"I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing..."

Rick Riordan, American Novelist

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"Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor."

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"It is still not clear from this study how laughter can directly help the heart but other studies have shown that laughter is beneficial for every system in the body."

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"Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial."

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"Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything."

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"Now, a recent study from cardiologists at the University of Maryland, has shown that laughter may have a beneficial effect on the heart."

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"Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles."

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"Humor can help you cope with the unbearable so that you can stay on the bright side of things until the bright side actually comes along."

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"When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the event: Humor diverts our attention and lifts our sagging spirits."

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"When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did."

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"The lesson adults can learn here is that the world is filled with things for our enjoyment."

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