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"Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets."
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"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
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"Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television."

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