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"Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship that guys develop, a commitment to a sport team that guys take way more seriously than, for example, wedding vows."
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"He loved her for being so beautiful, and he hated her for it. He loved how she put shiny stuff on her lips for him, and he also reviled her for it. He wanted her to walk home alone, and he wanted to run after her and grab her up before she could take another step."
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"You might never comprehend my madness. But it stands behind my undying love for you. You're the object of my everything. I'm sorry I've been stupid lately."
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"I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine."
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"When I write, I write obsessively. I try to pace myself, but some fires are too hot to put out."
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"I wonder if it's medically possible to be addicted to another human being."
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"Obsession is the single most wasteful human activity, because with an obsession you keep coming back and back and back to the same question and never get an answer."
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"Only my death can full fill the dream ,My soul will around you and you will unknown about it."
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"He did not care upon what terms he satisfied his passion. He had even a mad, melodramatic idea to drug her."
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"The fans are always more radical than that which they are fans."
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"I hate skin, I hate bones and bodies. I want to curl up inside of him and be carried there forever."
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"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting."
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"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."
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"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."
Religion
"If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland."
Humor
"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."
Computer
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Car
"The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example."
Science
"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'"
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"The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins."
Trust
"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer."
Purpose
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