"As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room."

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"As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room."

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"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."

Stephen Hawking, English Physicist

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"Mr. Knightley to be no longer coming there for his evening comfort! - No longer walking in at all hours, as if ever willing to change his own home for their's! - How was it to be endured?"

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"Be the change you wish to see in the world."

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"The only thing that one really knows about human nature is that it changes. Change is the one quality we can predicate of it."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"All it takes is a second and your whole life can get turned upside down."

Jodi Picoult, American Novelist

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"Now is the perfect time to start making those changes you know you need to make."

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"Rake your lifestyle. Gather all bitterness. Burn this bad attitude that has chocked the canals of your success. Be set free!"

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"No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago."

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"What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary."

Belief

"It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me."

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"Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works."

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"A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing."

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"I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women."

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"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"

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