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"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
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"Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household."
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"Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups."
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"I've always preferred food be on the blander side."
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"Quantity in food is more to be regarded than quality. A full meal is a great enemy both to study and industry."
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"I also believe that it's the right thing to do, to maintain strong consumer confidence in our food systems. And I believe that the consumer should have strong confidence in our food systems."
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"Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences."
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"The vast amount of waste and sheer stupidity in government - from the Pentagon to the Food and Drug Administration - could fill committee agendas for years."
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"I don't know of any cases where as a result of religious precepts a population have found themselves enjoying less food than they would have if they didn't follow this particular religion."
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"I don't let it bother me too much if someone doesn't like me. I just figure there's no accounting for taste. It's not me, it's my acting. It's like if someone doesn't like someone's food, they just don't like my acting."
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"Because of technological limits, there is a certain amount of food that we can produce per acre. If we were to have intensive greenhouse agriculture, we could have much higher production."
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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
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"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
Dream
"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
Christian
"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
Food
"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
Nothing
"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
Wisdom
"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."
Life
"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else."
Dream
"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
Family
"I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars."
Woman
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