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Erma Bombeck

"Never order food in excess of your body weight."

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Asa Don Brown

"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."

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Asa Don Brown

"My work has also motivated me to put a lot of time into seeking out good food and to spend more money on it."

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Asa Don Brown

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

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Asa Don Brown

"Peanut butter is a poor man's marmalade."

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Asa Don Brown

"We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun."

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Asa Don Brown

"Perhaps more than any other, the food industry is very sensitive to consumer demand."

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Asa Don Brown

"In corn, I think I've found the key to the American food chain. If you look at a fast-food meal, a McDonald's meal, virtually all the carbon in it - and what we eat is mostly carbon - comes from corn."

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"Corn is an efficient way to get energy calories off the land and soybeans are an efficient way of getting protein off the land, so we've designed a food system that produces a lot of cheap corn and soybeans resulting in a lot of cheap fast food."

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Asa Don Brown

"I'm not sure why it is, but I love food more than just about anything else."

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Asa Don Brown

"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."

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Erma Bombeck
"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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Erma Bombeck
"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"

Fire

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Erma Bombeck
"How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

Will

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Erma Bombeck
"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

Old

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Erma Bombeck
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

God

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Erma Bombeck
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."

Time

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Erma Bombeck
"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

Friendship

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Erma Bombeck
"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

Humor

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Erma Bombeck
"Children make your life important."

Life

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Erma Bombeck
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

Success

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