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"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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"Well, I think the Republican Party is the more populist party."

"At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely."

"The Democratic Party is getting very angry, and that came through clearly in this election."

"The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking."

"The party of Lincoln should be reaching out to blacks, Hispanics gays and so forth and so on."

"I am not the Catholic candidate for President. I am the Democratic Party's candidate for President, who happens also to be a Catholic."

"I knew if I waited long enough, the Republican Party would rock."

"I have never belonged to a party. I don't have party affiliation."
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"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."


"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."


"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."


"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."


"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
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