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"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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"I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much."
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"The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking."
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"I am not the Catholic candidate for President. I am the Democratic Party's candidate for President, who happens also to be a Catholic."
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"But Hale's warning the President about going to Dallas was that there was great infighting among the members of the Democratic party and the Democratic stars in the state and he didn't want the President to become involved in a factional disagreement."
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"A lot of Republicans are white Christians, but the Republican Party is reaching out to Hispanics, and reaching out to blacks, and reaching out to Asians."
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"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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"I am sure that the party system is right and necessary. There must be some scum."
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"Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven."
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"I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't party."
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"Songs like Reach and S Club Party are pop classics. I'm really proud that I had a part in them."
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"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
Man
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
Men
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Comedy
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
Party
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
Body
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Mother
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
People
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
Money
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Morals
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