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Elayne Boosler

"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"

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"Well, I think the Republican Party is the more populist party."

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"At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely."

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"The Democratic Party is getting very angry, and that came through clearly in this election."

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"The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking."

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"The party of Lincoln should be reaching out to blacks, Hispanics gays and so forth and so on."

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"I am not the Catholic candidate for President. I am the Democratic Party's candidate for President, who happens also to be a Catholic."

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"I knew if I waited long enough, the Republican Party would rock."

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"I have never belonged to a party. I don't have party affiliation."

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"I'm Mr Boring, not a party-goer at all."

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"Even the Lord had skeptical members of His party."

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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
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"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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