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"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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"Even as a partisan Republican, I'm not sure a 40-year run is healthy for either party."
"The Democratic Party is getting very angry, and that came through clearly in this election."
"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."
"Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another table, our once-cozy booth transforms into a damp fusion of vacuous wretchedness, with the three women all complaining alternately about their wet hair/clothes and their respective distance from Talon, while the man himself is trying to maneuver his Paul Bunyan frame way too close to me."
"Songs like Reach and S Club Party are pop classics. I'm really proud that I had a part in them."
"A lot of Republicans are white Christians, but the Republican Party is reaching out to Hispanics, and reaching out to blacks, and reaching out to Asians."
"One individual doesn't really accept the pro-life position of the party, and the other... says he supports it and takes a position that is logically inconsistent."
"Sometimes we would be staked out in the middle of the river, several barges tied together. So we could party."
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"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
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