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"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
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"Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another table, our once-cozy booth transforms into a damp fusion of vacuous wretchedness, with the three women all complaining alternately about their wet hair/clothes and their respective distance from Talon, while the man himself is trying to maneuver his Paul Bunyan frame way too close to me."
"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."
"I am not the Catholic candidate for President. I am the Democratic Party's candidate for President, who happens also to be a Catholic."
"So I had a couple of years of playing trumpet. I really enjoyed it, but it was not the kind of instrument you could whip out at a party. Let's face it."
"The Democratic Party has pretty much abandoned all the things that they cherish."
"The party of Lincoln should be reaching out to blacks, Hispanics gays and so forth and so on."
"I'm a Republican and I'm gonna stay a Republican because they need somebody like me to stay in the Party and keep hammering away."
"We don't want to deal with a separatist party."
"But Hale's warning the President about going to Dallas was that there was great infighting among the members of the Democratic party and the Democratic stars in the state and he didn't want the President to become involved in a factional disagreement."
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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
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