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"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
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"Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who'd fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders."
"I don't want to write every week, it's too much trouble, and I shall only write when I want something. If you think I'm sick when I don't write, you can send for me to come and tell you."
"You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble."
"That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg."
"So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and here also we find the wild pig."
"I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters."
"If you can get the proper definition of trouble, then we can find out who the real troublemakers are."
"I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble."
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair."
"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up."
"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."
"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
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