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"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
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"I don't want to write every week, it's too much trouble, and I shall only write when I want something. If you think I'm sick when I don't write, you can send for me to come and tell you."
"But generally speaking, I felt to engage in the political process was to sully oneself to such a degree that whatever came out wasn't worth the trouble put in."
"I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest."
"If you don't fix latent failures in your system, you're asking for trouble."
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
"The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties."
"I have always had a lot more trouble with my truths than with my deceits."
"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one."
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"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
"It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
"Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair."
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