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George Burns

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

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"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

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"Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb."

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"Let what is irksome become habitual, no more will it trouble you."

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"When trouble ends even troubles please."

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"My greatest trouble is getting the curtain up and down."

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"The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties."

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"I think authors can get into trouble viewing the subject matter as their turf."

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"I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble."

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"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late."

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"That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg."

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"But generally speaking, I felt to engage in the political process was to sully oneself to such a degree that whatever came out wasn't worth the trouble put in."

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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
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