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Lea DeLaria

"It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me."

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Akshay Vasu

"Scientific men can hardly escape the charge of ignorance with regard to the precise effect of the impact of modern science upon the mode of living of the people and upon their civilisation."

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Akshay Vasu

"He was a god, such as men might be, if men were gods."

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Akshay Vasu

"Men are as we have always known them, neither better nor worse from the hearts of rogues there springs a latent honesty, from the depths of honest men there emerges a brutish appetite - a thirst for extermination, a desire for blood."

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Akshay Vasu

"Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones."

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Akshay Vasu

"Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair."

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Akshay Vasu

"I've always liked men better than women."

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Akshay Vasu

"If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks."

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Akshay Vasu

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."

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Akshay Vasu

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self."

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Akshay Vasu

"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men."

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Lea DeLaria
"No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago."

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Lea DeLaria
"It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me."

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Lea DeLaria
"A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing."

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Lea DeLaria
"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"

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Lea DeLaria
"I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women."

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Lea DeLaria
"What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary."

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Lea DeLaria
"Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works."

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Lea DeLaria
"As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room."

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