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"Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative."
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"It is never easy to endure pain nor uncomfortable situation. It is seems easy to quit to avoid the pain. If you quit you will suffer later. It is far better to endure the pain now and enjoy later. Life is all about endurance."
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"A stone, no matter how small, resists the wind."
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"The only way you're going to be defeated is if you allow your brain to shut down your body. If you stop making progress, you're damned."
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"Beauty that pleases the eye is a frail, fleeting illusion. But that beauty capable of pleasing the heart can endure endlessly."
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"A life lived well, or poorly, uses our resources to such an extent that it can weaken many areas which were once strong. Simply from wear and tear, we may tire and need to be re-fortified. Seek ways to re-strengthen so that you may perform at higher levels and increase your endurance to enjoy a life you love."
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"It is not speed that matters, it's persistence."
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"I'll be fine. I'm always fine."
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"Learn to uncrumple yourself, for life and people are always gung ho to crush you."
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"Deeds of endurance, which seem ordinary in philosophy, are rare in conduct."
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"Yet it would be your duty to bear it, if you could not avoid it: it is weak and silly to say you cannot bear what it is your fate to be required to bear."
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"A wedding is no way to begin a marriage."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence

"Love is like skydiving without a parachute."
Love

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging

"In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice."
Marriage

"He's just a flash in the pants."
Masculinity

"Expect stupid. It's everywhere."
Cynicism

"Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end."
Marriage

"If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it."
Family

"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."
Judgment
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