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Louie Anderson

"A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?"

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Akshay Vasu

"We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to."

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Akshay Vasu

"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."

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Akshay Vasu

"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."

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Akshay Vasu

"It should come as no surprise to any of us that the solution to ending bickering in families is to talk to one another more often without blaming, making judgments, or insulting one another."

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Akshay Vasu

"Every western I did and will do; I will do it for the never ending young kid inside of me."

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Akshay Vasu

"Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years."

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Akshay Vasu

"Someone like John would want to end the Beatle period and start the Yoko period. He wouldn't like either to interfere with the other."

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Akshay Vasu

"Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end."

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Akshay Vasu

"I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that."

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Akshay Vasu

"I played a scene at the end of my first year, and that's how I was discovered."

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Louie Anderson
"Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that."

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Louie Anderson
"I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit."

Money

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Louie Anderson
"A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?"

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Louie Anderson
"I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed."

Home

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Louie Anderson
"I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas."

Heart

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Louie Anderson
"Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book."

Caring

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Louie Anderson
"We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that."

Kids

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Louie Anderson
"I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated."

Famous

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Louie Anderson
"I started a big part of my career in Vegas."

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Louie Anderson
"I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people."

People

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