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"A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?"
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"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
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"First of all, I think that is true, if you are a musician, particularly on the come, that you do have to end up in one of these musical centers, some way, to be viable, saleable and so on."
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"I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world."
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"If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end."
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"A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?"
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"In my mind, it is certainly much nicer to end on a high note rather than on a Stout Pig."
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"I think I have made an impact in the workplace and I do believe that will prevail over any of the other things in the end."
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"The years go so fast. I mean, I just realized that at the end of the year I will be twenty-two, and I just turned twenty-one."
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"Shoot for the moon - if you miss you'll end up in the stars."
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"A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights."
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"Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book."
Caring
"A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?"
End
"Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that."
Love
"I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas."
Heart
"We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that."
Kids
"You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family."
Family
"I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people."
People
"I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed."
Home
"I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated."
Famous
"I started a big part of my career in Vegas."
Career
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