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Louie Anderson

"A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?"

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"A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?"

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"It is not what I do, it is the way I do it, that will get me in the end."

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"When I was in junior high school, the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair."

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"Vayoo ansha.I shook my head and whispered, 'Never. For good and always, you have lost me. Na me lapay kahLahn. Not anymore."

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"The cast and the crew made me feel really welcome. Towards the end it just got better and better."

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"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

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"I came in on the tail end of the old school of Hollywood."

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"If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion."

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"Towards the end of the eighteenth century the industrial-financial revolution began."

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"We may seem competent, but by the end of next century there will be new deserts, new ruins."

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"From where started, I think it is too far down to try and win a championship at the end of the season, although we had a very good first race at Mondello and scored some good points."

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"You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family."
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"We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that."
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"I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas."
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"I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated."
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"I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed."
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"Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that."
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"I started a big part of my career in Vegas."
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"We all think we're going to get out of debt."
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"Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book."
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"I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit."
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