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"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
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"The whole night I was thinking and dreaming to give you the most beautiful gift and that is my heart."
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"Love as if you are born to love."
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"Love at all times."
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"Love the dream to live the dream."
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"Love is like a vast ocean."
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"Love is my inner strength and my power."
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"Nothing can contaminate the purity of my love-not even the dirt of hateful thoughts."
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"Be kind to express your love for life. No reason is needed to be kind."
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"Love nature as if it is your own garden of love."
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"Be the light of love to enlighten the whole world."
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"Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk."
Humor
"Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met."
Wisdom
"My favorite animal is steak."
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"In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy."
Politics
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
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"Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try."
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"To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel."
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"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
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"Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq."
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"Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
Humor
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