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"Annabeth realized that if six of them went on these two quests, it would leave Percy alone on the ship with Coach Hedge, which was maybe not a situation a caring girlfriend should put him in. Nor was she eager to let Percy out of her sight again-not after they'd been apart for so many months."
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"A man who has no office to go, to I don't care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no conception."
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"You do so much for me, my friend. I am truly blessed to have the friendship of someone as amazing as you. You are part of my life."
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"Really, I could care less if there's a Second Decade record."
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"There are lots of Linux users who don't care how the kernel works, but only want to use it. That is a tribute to how good Linux is."
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"Until the day I die, or until the day I can't think anymore, I want to be involved in the issues that I care about."
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"I have more care to staythan will to go."
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"Face it-nobody cares.But so what? Their apathy doesn't diminish your worth. Learn from it. Make it your job to care for those around you so that they don't feel like nobody cares."
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"One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do."
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"I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears."
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"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."
Funny

"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."
People

"I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me."
Sex

"Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken."
Career

"Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much."
Soul

"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
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"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."
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"It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in."
Time

"Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that."
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"I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with."
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