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Jeff Foxworthy

"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."

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"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

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"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."

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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

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"The statements of four witnesses of unquestioned integrity, traveling with me that day, attest that such comments were never made and confirm that it simply did not happen."

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"A cold atheistical materialism is the tendency of the so-called material philosophy of the present day."

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"I try to be the best man I can for the day."

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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

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"I try to swim every damn day I can, and I've learned to scuba dive and snorkel."

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"The Navy has changed a great deal. Not that the officers of my day were bad, because I served under a lot of good officers, believe me. But there were a few bad ones, too."

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"I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day."

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