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"Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner."

"Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after."

"Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance."

"Marriage is a million piece puzzle, a pristine and exciting pursuit at the beginning that gradually becomes a daunting task, usually more challenging than anticipated. It is only those truly committed to solving that puzzle who witness in the end the miraculous outcome of every tiny piece laid out and pressed together in an inspiring and envious creation-a treasure only time, resoluteness, and perseverance could create."

"Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage."

"Not cohabitation but consensus constitutes marriage."

"What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married."

"Never marry when under the guise you need to 'see if it'll work', but rather marry because in your mind you want to make it work."
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"I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that."


"Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged."


"Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion."


"To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death."


"There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off."


"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic."


"I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away."
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